Monday, 31 May 2010

And the rains came down …

The rain beat down on the tin roof and we could not hear each other speak. This is the rainy season which means that at one point in the day a mist of cloud seeps over the mountains behind us and as the sky dulls, rain looms. The difference in temperature and daylight is considerable and this change can happen very quickly. Usually there is enough time to run home or to shelter; the locals use this as a time to cram into the nearest shop and gossip about the new gringos in town.

As I said, this is the norm. Sweet Agatha changed all that. I think that from this point I shall not be so removed from news of natural disasters that we watch from our sofas in temperate climates. A tropical storm is far more real and threatening first hand; especially when the river is about 20 metres from the front door. The rain hammered on our roof and all plans of a meeting at the kid's dining room were called off. Not, however, before we ventured out and got completely soaked and squelched back home to tip out the rainwater from our shoes. At this point we just thought it was really heavy rain and would stop and be soaked up by the sun that had come out most days. Agatha was more determined than that.


Not pleased with whipping up a rainstorm she was becoming the talk of the town. On our way back from the cancelled meeting we stepped into a shop with the drone of a TV in the background. We started to realise that the rivers that were forming from the amount of rain were not normal. I asked if this was indeed the norm. Nope. The locals were watching the local news channel and although the Pakaya eruption was taking first place, storm 'Agatha' was hot on its heels vying for the headlines as the more serious natural disaster. We bought some provisions and went home.


The rain continued overnight with the same intensity and woke me at 5am. I opened the curtain to see a violent stream of water and had to second take the flash of a baby´s bottle quickly followed a shoe as they raced downstream to the river. Now our street slopes down at a fair angle and when it rains this washes the street but this was now a torrent and I thought if this is this intense here then what is the river doing.


The 'river' is not a river at all. It's a kind of overflow for the water that collects in the mountains behind the town. It separates our street from the dense forest where the family's get their firewood, herbs and avocadoes (Dad, you got to see them, they're enormous and delicious, no prawns and thousand island though)! So this is normally a dry bed and a walkway, and incidentally where I start my morning run; yep still running. The river was awesome, it had turned into a brown rapid and boulders were being carried at high speed down to the lake. I went down to check it out and there were a few locals doing the same.


Chit chat started to turn into serious speculation; would the river rise as other rivers burst their banks and the thunderous noise of landslides on the hillsides meant that more debris was getting sucked into the raging river. As nightfall came those who owned a tele had it on and as national state of emergency was declared no one was laughing. The neighbour just below us on the slope and closer to the river packed up enough for the night and took her three kids to Candelaria's house, a safer distance up the hill. You´ll meet Candelaria soon.


'Vanessa, we´re packing up, let's get one of the rucksacks filled and the documents and laptop in a smaller bag. We should be prepared for the worst.' Vanessa was scared and I was too, as all uncertainty breeds rumour this was no exception and some neighbours had begun to talk about earthquakes. (This was later confirmed to be tremors associated with the Pacaya eruption some distance away and did not affect us). Nonetheless, I imagined the river bursting it´s banks and the combined threat of an earthquake. Not funny. However, a kind of flippant humour came out in me and I managed to crack a few jokes at Candelaria's house. Luis her husband was really scared and he is a massive ball of macho muscle. I asked him if he needed anything and we gave him a half a diazepam.


We did sleep and although the threat of a disaster was very real, when we woke the three day downpour was easing off, the river was calmer and we knew things were ok. When the sky cleared later the only reminders were two packed bags and two marooned cows that were now happily munching the grass at the end of the street. Moo.

Say hello to my little friends …





Now at home it would be considered highly illegal to brandish a knife like these puppies. However, in Guatemala these are freely carried by all and sundry. Indeed, the kids use them when they go into the forest, and they often wear them in the town too. So, I thought, when in Rome … Only joking! These were in our backyard when we arrived and are handy for cutting branches for firewood and feeling macho – they are razor sharp. Here you can see me practising the ´get off my land' stance.


Pretty impressive hey, I mean I wouldn't mess with me … I sleep with them under the bed.

Attack of the Killer Ants


Last night we saw a few of these mega ants in the backyard. Naturally, we ran, cursing our reasoning for coming … Jesus, look at the size of these beasts we thought, piranhas of the ant world, ready to take a bite of juicy European flesh and leave nasty venom. How were we to know they were toys for the kids, silly us!

In May, these cuties literally drop from the sky, near the start of the rainy season. Known locally as 'Sanpopos', there were hundreds in the streets in the morning. I was woken up by little Lester who had proudly filled an empty bottle full of these and couldn´t wait to show me. I kept a distance and controlling my revulsion said 'No' in a convincing way. Lester stopped in his tracks, bewildered and dumbfounded, his expression said, 'but hombre I collected them especially for you gringo.'


Now seeing these ants was pretty shocking and some of them have wings too, nightmare! One of the kids had somehow attached a piece of string to one of the winged variety and made a sort of insect kite. After confirming with adults that these did not bite, spit or maim I decided it was time to overcome my insect fears. Little Ruth in the photo passed me a couple of these and I let them crawl over my hands … this was a big step. But wait for more updates on flying insects, these are tame!!!


Friday, 21 May 2010

Our Backyard

Now it doesn't get more rustic than this! As you see the Tetley is brewing so all is hunky dory. This is a traditional stove, known locally as a 'plancha', and will be our main source of tea and hot food. We bought a stack of wood which the local kids cut down with enormous machetes in the neighbouring forest – which is next to our house. We do not have a fridge so it's powdered milk all the way; it´s not too bad.

We have a washing area to do the dishes and wash the clothes by hand. This is hard work but in for a penny … There is no fairy liquid and they have these tubs of solid soap which you scrape with a scouring pad instead. The soap for the clothes is also a solid bar. When we arrived we washed all the sheets and towels that the owners left for us and there´s something to be said for a bit of hard grind, Vanessa and I had a laugh doing it and part of us coming here was experiencing how the locals do things.



Our neighbourhood is a poor one and we have already had so much help from the people in our street, their generosity puts most of us to shame. Candelaria is our local contact, she is one of the local mothers that helps to run the organisation (dining room or 'comedor'), more of this later. She has lent us pots and pans, plates and a type of rug cum duvet. Her kids, she has five ranging from 7 years old to 16, all love us unconditionally and come round all the time for a bit of footie and to wake us up at 5.30am!