Blackie's New Home

I thought all you dog lovers out there would be pleased to know that we found a home for Blackie. He lives with Jeime, Denis, Arely and Lucas. They live next to the kid's dining room and are a great family, perfect for the little chap.

Old Wizened Face

I was taking some photos in San Pedro, where I work every afternoon, when I came across this old women sitting on the step of her house.


I asked if I could take a photo and afterwards she asked for some cash. I gave her a 1 quetzal note which she snatched from my hand as she grunted and raised her eyebrows in a look of disgust at the meagre amount that I gave her for this award winning photo!

Feed the World

It may seem strange that I have waited so long to write about the kid's dining room; to all intents and purposes the reason why we came. Vanessa volunteered four years ago with the Fundación Quetzal that founded this project. She felt realised and ever since wanted to come back, so here we are, this is what we do ...



The project feeds about 100 local children between two and twelve years old a day. The kids get their main lunchtime meal from Monday to Friday. As 60% of Guatemalans live below the poverty line there is a need; most of the kids come from families who live hand to mouth and have little choice to rise above this. Although more about this in later posts…


Most of the meals are served with rice, a staple part of the diet (sick of it!), and frijoles (black pinto beans) are often on the menu. I have had to cut back on these as we have had some severe gale warnings at home. Not good for gastritis. There is also meat and eggs in the diet at least twice a week and veg almost every day. 'Atol', a warm drink made from wheat germ is also on the daily menu. It's a horrid thick gloopy mess but the kids love it. Most importantly every meal comes with maize tortillas but alas, these are not the crispy tasty Western version, oh no, these are the humid dank tasteless type, mmm! Believe me almost everything is insipid (and I am not a fussy eater); our taste buds are going to explode when we get home. Could murder a juicy steak, oh my God … just mopping up my saliva!

Everyone must bring a clean plate, spoon and cup and show up with clean hands. Vanessa signs them in on the register and foods up! Apart from the usual suspects almost all of the kids are cool, polite and gracious. I wonder if you can spot the cheeky chaps?

Both Vanessa and I have fallen in love with Rene, perhaps the cutest faced kid in the world, his comedy value is priceless (First photo on the page & below). You can see him here in a few poses. He lives in our little street and always has a huge grin on his chops.

The smallest toddlers are accompanied by Mum, who also has to help out once every two weeks. The Mums are on a rota to come at 8am to help prepare the food. In theory there are five women a day but organising the locals is proving hard work. On average three actually come and we are working hard to get them to do their share but apathy prevails. The parents also pay a symbolic amount per month of 4Q, (40cents, that's less than buying one cheap snack in the street), which goes into a kitty for the kids on special days. We don't receive that very often either but less importance is attached to that than the help asked of the Mums. Some Mothers do work and send Granny or an elder sister instead which is no problem. All we try to do is provide a sustainable project as normally the Spanish presence is only felt in the months of July and August.

There is help from the local Nun but she has her misgivings about things. We have created a new visual calendar which places the mothers into twelve groups and clearly shows when they have to come ahead of time. This has been created entirely on card so that the simple system can be used when we are not here. Mothers still fail to turn up. We have had meetings and asked Mums to let us know if there are any days when they can't come and done everything to facilitate them.

Perhaps I could just show the cute photos and be less realistic but I'm trying to be objective. As lovely as they are the locals are taking advantage! When Paquita the founder of the project from BCN left last year there were as many as 200 hundred children eating daily – she has saintly status in the town! When we arrived there were only about 65 - reason being that there are projects in the area where the families receive more freebies (things like soap and shampoo). When Paquita comes, (which she has now done 10 years running), she brings clothes and toys from Spain. We have learnt that the numbers double just before she arrives and during her stay, and mysteriously drop as soon as she leaves. She is coming next week; we are starting to get new members … miraculous!

Kids are less tactful than adults. On my way back from work this evening one little chap who doesn't come to the project said, 'When is Paquita coming?'

'She should be here on Friday or Saturday' I replied.

'What's she bringing with her?' he grinned.

Bet ya fifty quid his Mum will sign him up this week.

I must add that there is a core element of Mothers and children who have a real need, come all year round and for the most part do their bit. Four local women also make up the directive who keep things ticking over when we are not here. They do get paid a small amount but face difficulties getting the mothers to do their share as the organisation requires. Obviously, our only intent is to make the project sustainable with local management (all funding comes from Sabadell, Barcelona) but I don't think that everyone sees it that way. All this being said, the project has outlived many others in San Juan and has filled many tummies.

Be interesting to see what happens when Paquita arrives … watch this space!

Southern Evangelists Day 2

The church's mission was threefold: to build new houses for widowed families in the Santa Clara area; to rotate the doctor's clinic in the towns surrounding the lake and supply medicines; and to entertain and teach the local children through activity and games.

Until the prayer that was said at breakfast in the morning the religious aspect of this group was unnoticeable. There was certainly no holy than thou attitude and I was met by very open and friendly people whose generosity was very apparent. A member was invited to pray in thanks for the breakfast (thank you guys that egg muffin was awesome, and the coffee very welcome too!) and the local pastor gave an impromptu sermon which was open as others were invited to partake.

Rain stopped play and the house building was put on hold – I secretly wanted to get some alpha male action and help with that – so instead we took the bus and a bus load of local kids to neighbouring San Pedro for a day of fun and games in the Ebenezer church.

Now can you imagine that some foreigners just come into town one day and take your kids off to the neighbouring town for the day? It would be both illegal and frowned upon and yet the local people here welcome it with open arms, literally. The hardest thing to do is to prize the kids of your limbs as they grip on tightly. The openness and lack of both fear and fear mongering are a far cry from our world back home.

After the morning of activity the guys went back to San Juan for lunch and returned to San Pedro to give out aid to the landslide victims who had suffered great loss in storm Agatha. Vanessa is pictured with a Jason Stackhouse lookalike, an actor in a vampire series on HBO.

For anyone from the churches who reads this, a big thank you for inviting us to join you and appreciate the good work you have done and no doubt will keep doing!

Southern Evangelists ya’ all – Day 1

'So how long 'ya all been here?'

I looked over my shoulder to see if more people had been included in this question. Nope. Ah yes, the question when applied with the southern drool means, 'How long have you (singular) been here?' Vanessa was asked similar questions and when her completely blank expressions mirrored those of the questioner I realised that I could have some real fun with my purposefully not completely accurate interpreter's hat on.

Sorry guys, I couldn't resist a bit of English leg pulling. Last week we met the finest group of people representing three churches from Tennessee and North Carolina.

News on the grapevine in San Juan was that some gringo doctors were in town and my curiosity was piqued as various neighbouring families walked past our house down to the dry bed river and up the slope to one of the many Evangelical churches in these parts. This coupled with my usual dose of hypochondria, (I had a red lesion on my cheek and after all of the intense sun we had been having I wanted to put my mind at rest), was good reason to go to the Shalom Evangelist church after lunch and see if I could talk to one of the doctors there. It had started to rain heavily mid-morning as storm Alex was still persisting (although definitely on the wane), so I had to dodge puddles and streams and go the long way through the town as the normally dry river bed was a treacherous muddy torrent once again.

Inside the colourful church there was activity as tables had been arranged to form a small clinic. I spoke to one of the American ladies who led me to the doctor from Guatemala City. Both his manner and thick rimmed black spectacles definitely gave him the air of 'doctor' and after inspecting my cheek and giving me some ointment I asked doc if I could take his photo for the blog. As this was the week of the San Juan festivities I wasn't working and the kid's dining room was closed too. I decided to volunteer my services and asked if I could help in any way.

I was introduced to Ken Klein, 'as in Calvin Klein' a larger than life pastor from North Carolina. I asked him if he had his own range of underwear and he promptly told me that he had this and a line of his and hers fragrances. We chatted and he suggested that we meet for breakfast at 7am the next morning in the church. I met Don, also from North Carolina and as we fell naturally into conversation I felt at home talking to someone closer to my own culture. I think that after 6 weeks here I needed a bit of 'Gringoship' and I loved the accents that up until now I'd only heard on TV. Interestingly, we both commented on the odd western travellers that came into town and barely said hello or ignored you completely. I think it must be a fear thing.

Para Jessica & Xavi

Ok folks, this is a special page dedicated to Jessica (my sister-in-law) and Xavi who are getting married tomorrow in Barcelona! It's written in Spanish just for them so get Google translator on if you can't understand it. We went swimming today at the lake and the photos represent throwing yourself headlong into life. So a big heads up for Jessica and Xavi, lots of love and all the best for tomorrow and beyond …

Jessi y Xavi, ya que no podemos estar con vosotros el día de vuestra boda, queríamos dedicar una página del blog solo a vosotros. Esta mañana fuimos a nadar en el lago y tomar el sol, después de 6 días de lluvia y hemos seleccionado 3 fotos para demostrar como tenéis que tirar adelante, sin miedo y con buen humor.

Aunque no estaremos con vosotros físicamente esperamos que sintáis las vibraciones que estamos enviando, toda nuestra energía esta puesta en vosotros y en vuestro día. Sabemos sin duda que sois una pareja ideal y la conclusión lógica a los años pasados es seguirlos con muchos más años de MATRIMONIO, como marido y mujer (Que fuerte no!!!!). Se supone que no tiene que cambiar mucho más que un apellido, pero dicen que cambia todo.

A Dave no le gustan los trajes y las corbatas pero se pondrá algo especial mañana para hacer que el día sea algo diferente y que las vibraciones sean aún más fuertes. Aun a pesar de las horas de diferencia, brindaremos con el té, recién levantados ya que a esa hora ya serás una mujer casada querida hermanita…

Muy buena suerte!!!! Y muchisimo amor!

Little Brother ‘Alex’ is knocking at the door

Agatha's little brother Alex came out to play today.

He tapped on the window and on the door and on the tin roof but luckily he didn't make it inside. Alex was no match for his big sister and her heavy handedness. He was an insistent little bugger though and he kept tapping through the night and through the day and his persistence was annoying.

The best course of action is to stay inside and make little trips to the shop with a raincoat and umbrella and avoid soaked feet with hops, skips and jumps. Oh, and making sure you have a decent supply of tea. Then just sit back, relax and let the tropical storm pass. So this is our second hurricane and although we are not in the storm's most devastating path we are close enough to witness four days of searing rain with cloud misted skies and damp; everything is damp. Even the table salt has become a mass. It's perhaps not like you would imagine. Hollywood and the news sensationalise storms and before I came here I imagined that tropical storms suddenly strode in and whisked whole houses into the beyond or terrifying floods that came out of nowhere to wash whole villages away.

On the news you are shown the worst devastation without any of the build-up. To give some perspective, Agatha unleashed an incredibly heavy downpour that started much like most days during rainy season. She just didn't let up for four days. This amount of rain makes the ground soften until anything on a slope could unexpectedly just slide away. When this happens sometimes whole sections of the vegetation on the mountain fall into the beyond. The noise, amplified in the valley by the rock that surrounds 300 of the 360 degrees, is like a child's box of lego being emptied onto the floor, only ten times louder. With multiple landslides the water masses into a muddy torrent that carries trees, rocks and anything else that gets in its path, including houses down to the lake below. The build-up is gradual and the town is left fairly unscathed but the street that is under water is the one that makes it in the newspaper and the houses devastated are those on the evening news.

Right now Alex's persistence has entered day five and I am drinking a very good local tea called 'Te Chirrepeco.' It comes in a little red and yellow box a little more elongated than a matchbox and costs 1Q (Quetzal), about 10cents. It has a honey scent when it's brewing and its mellow enough to drink without milk. Lovely. As I mentioned before it's the perfect accompaniment to these damp days.

I am writing this from my study with a view of the 'Cara del Indio' (The Indian's face). This is the peak of one of the mountains which follows the contours of an Indian chieftain's profile. The mountain is very close and is so high that it takes up about 80 per cent of the view. It's not clear today as there is a white mist that has also completely obscured it during Alex's outburst. In someone else's writing this area was described as 'the place where clouds were born.' We are 1600 metres above sea level here (same as Boulder, Colorado) which is high enough for our red blood cells to expand so they become more efficient with the lack of oxygen found at sea level.
I'll be running faster when I get back to Barcelona!!